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lenzcuvasch84: kau ni masa away la baru nk online
lenzcuvasch84: ceh

Terasa sedikit klaka dengan komen Fariz ni. Dia cakap camtu sbb selalunya aku invi bila aku online. So, org tatau aku ade. Tapi bila aku available kan ym!, aku letak status away lak. Ni salah satu perangai gedik yang bole kita dapati kat ym!. Cam, tak kisah la kan nak invi, tapi bila dah takde depan pc baru laa ngengade nak online, pastu buat status away.

Ni kali ke berapa nta orang dok tego aku hahahahaha. En Ablen dan Che Syazmin pon penah tego gak.

Cakap pasal status kat ym! ni, ade satu jenis status yang buat aku terasa annoyed;

DnD (Do Not Disturb)

Tak paham kenapa orang letak DnD sebagai status. Sebab nak tunjuk kat orang dia tgh busy ke? Sbb nak tunjuk kat orang dia tgh moody? Kalau busy sangat sampai Do Not Disturb, kenapa tak invi je kan? Kalau dah moody sangat sampai takde mood nak berborak dengan orang, kenapa mesti nak online?

Tapi pasal busy tu, paham gak la, maybe dia tgh buat kerja, and kena online sbb nak tanye2 menda kat member atau lec kan. Atau nak file transfer kee. Tapi apsal nak DnD? Nak tanye2 atau nak transfer file pon, bole dibuat masa invi ape. Pastu bila orang msg, nak marah2 cakap tak paham tgk status.

Tapi tu sume ok gak la kot. Paling tak tahan kalau DnD yg macam ni:

- DnD, jangan kacau, tgh moody

- DnD, busy gilerks nih, takde masa nak chat

- AaaAAa, dah tak sempat nak siapkan kerja ni!! DnD

- DnD, Kacau siap!!

- DnD, TAK PAHAM KE!! AKU KATA JANGAN KACAU LAA!!!

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten."

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
Tthe king explained the trial and he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Dah tgk Baik Punya Cilok. Orang sume cerita cam bes gila, tapi aku tgk cam biasa aje. Bukan la langsung tak bes kan. Tapi pelik la, instead of buat2 kena colek, apsal minah cina tu tak call ayah dia terus and warning pasal Malik tu pembelot?

Ade satu part tu klaka. Sorang makcik yang nak beli kereta ni pukul Hans Isaac, pastu kat background ade sorang mamat ni buat thumbs up (tanda good) tapi muka dia serius gile :p

Oh, tengok cerita tu dengan Ayin. Kalau tak, cadang nak tengok sorang2 since sumerang pon dah tgk, sbb dari dulu selalu fikir nak cuba tgk wayang sorang2. Tapi tak pernah buat since malas nak keluar sorang2. Kalau bukak je pintu rumah terus sampai wayang, bole gak la gagah. Since skrg ni tgh cuti, cam nak try je tgk sorang2. Maybe sesetengah org rasa kalau tgk wayang sorang2 tu poyo kee, no life kee, bosan kee, tapi aku rasa cam bes aje :p

Semalam teman mak ke Shah Alam, antar ayah ke ofis jap. Sementara tggu ayah abeskan kerja sket, kitorang jalan2 jap la. Dah gi few places, pastu dah takde idea nak gi mana. Mak ajak ke kilang Silver Bird (yg buat roti hi-5 tu sume kot). Aku pon, merepek hape? Ingat bole masuk sesuka aje ke? Since mak aku tak makan dek saman, dia pon masuk je la. Pakgad pon tanye la nak gi mane? Pandai lak mak aku gi auta pakgad tu cakap nak jumpa kawan, huhuu. Pakgad pon kasi masuk, maybe sbb naik merce kot? Bila dah masuk tu, takde parking, so kitorang keluar balik. Pastu tatau nak abeskan cerita ni cane haha.

Wei, sape nak join aku tgk wayang sorang2? Jom la gi same2. Hahahahha

Semalam ialah 12 Jan. Meaning dah 13 bulan dengan Ayin. Pastu seperti biasa, akan sama2 lumba sape wish dulu. Tapi Ayin tak aware dengan masa, so aku berjaya wish dulu. Kalau dulu lagi la ganas lumba wish. Wish sape sms dulu, wish kat yahoo dulu, wish buat status kat yahoo dulu, wish on the fon dulu. Pastu ade la sesi komen-ngomen pasal benda2 yg tak puas hati. Mula2 dia takde benda nak komen,  pastu aku galakkan, banyak lak benda yg dia nak komen. Pastu cadang nak celebrate gi makan bes2, tapi since exam week, tajadi lak.

Aiyoh, ni yg takbes buat blog ni. Bila nak tulis aje, bahasa jadi skema. Tak pon nak guna ayat yg gempak2 aje. Takpe ah, nnt lama2 biasa la kot. Kena la menuntut ilmu dari Isrusli bin Ismail cara2 nak tulis blog nih :p